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She wrote: ‘Matt: Keep a secret be here by 8pm tomorrow, Joey is going to ask Maya to marry him! I am so terribly excited! Don’t be late!’

Maya replied: ‘Holy s*** mom. You texted that to me. Joey is going to ask me to marry him tomorrow??? I think you just ruined the greatest surprise of my life.’

You can only hope that Maya felt able to accept the proposal after the nasty shock of having her mother ruin her surprise.

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It’s probably a good idea not to discuss sex by text at all. There’s clearly a reason that people in films who have affairs always keep the details of it on a separate phone +31
It’s probably a good idea not to discuss sex by text at all. There’s clearly a reason that people in films who have affairs always keep the details of it on a separate phone

Perhaps the worst offender is the mother who ruined her daughter’s surprise engagement over text +31
Perhaps the worst offender is the mother who ruined her daughter’s surprise engagement over text

Although Jenny said that she ‘would have noticed’ that her pet was different, her father says that he ‘had a $250 bet with mom you wouldn’t’ +31
Although Jenny said that she ‘would have noticed’ that her pet was different, her father says that he ‘had a $250 bet with mom you wouldn’t’

Oops! This mother threatens her daughter with grounding and death when she finds out she’s slept with Darren +31
Oops! This mother threatens her daughter with grounding and death when she finds out she’s slept with Darren
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